[brigwife]

[catmask]

what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted

[catmask]

you are an R L Stein protagonist my friend

[skittypilled]

when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style

[bunchashapes]

20-year-old me seeing a cute girl in anime cosplay: wow…. :o she is soooo pretty. i wish i had an Epic Gamer GF like that….

me now, seeing a pic of clara bow dressed as a clown: i think i hauve covid

[bunchashapes]

[thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever]

@genderyomi

[littlegreenfag]

wait, wait, wait. allow me to show you my ultimate favorite:

clara bow in suspenders

[buddwyer]

protein shake? yeah i bet it does (i'm struck by lightning and only a pile of ash remains)

[cryptotheism]

Fuck with me

[cryptotheism]

Source

[girldong]

these two are locked in eternal combat

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

why does tumblr let other users blaze your posts

[sleepy-bebby]

[kleefkruid]

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

[kleefkruid]

Couldn't get the image out of my head

CRIME SCENE

[spacevixenmusic]

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.